Can I please have a highschool AU where Baby and Jack are BFFs and Baby is called that because she’s so tiny and her mother, the sweet if not slightly disturbing school nurse Miss Tooth, calls her that. And Jack is always getting in trouble because the only teachers he gets along with is the woodshop teacher Mr.North and his weird TAs, and the school therapist Mr. “Sandy” Sandman, and he’s always flirting fighting with Coach B and is sent to see the sexy scary vice-principal Mr.Black who always threatens him, but it doesn’t actually worry Jack and he ends up bantering his way out of trouble or the VP just really likes him. And he and Baby are always doing something crazy and trying to get a peek at the never-seen Principal Moon and it could be pretty much any pairing and and…

Can someone please write that for me please.